November 07, 2024
Letter

Mastering n-u-c-l-e-a-r

President Bush’s chances for re-election are directly related to his command of the English language during the upcoming debates. If he doesn’t learn the proper pronunciation of “nuclear” by Nov. 2, I shall vote for Sen. John Kerry.

Dalton Budge

Brewer


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