BREWER – What do you get when you mix three bedrooms, four couples, pilchards and a party? You get “Bedroom Farce” by Alan Ayckbourn, which opens in the Brewer Middle School Auditorium, 5 Somerset St. The play runs:

. 8 p.m. Friday, March 24 and 31.

. 8 p.m. Saturday, March 25 and April 1.

. 2 p.m. Sunday, March 26 and April 2.

. 8 p.m. Thursday, March 30.

When Trevor and Susannah decide to air their personal problems at Malcolm and Kate’s housewarming party, chaos ensues as they split up and wreak havoc on two other couples while seeking advice about how – and if – they can make their marriage work. Ayckbourn offers a voyeuristic peek into the bedrooms of three couples and all of the unlikely activities (no, not s-e-x) that occur in, on and around the beds there.

The cast includes Simon Ferland, John Greenman, Jenny Hart, Kat Johnson, David Alan Morrison, Hillary Roberts, Carol Varney and Dominick Varney.

Elaine DiFalco Daugherty will direct the play.

Admission is $10, $5 students. Call 884-1030 for information and ticket requests, or visit www.tenbuckstheatre.com.