December 25, 2024
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Comments for: It’s a skirty job, but ShopGirl’s gotta do it

Sure, Helen of Troy had the face that launched 1,000 ships, but I might just have the complexion that launched 1,000 songs. If it hadn’t been written before I was born, I’d swear “A Whiter Shade of Pale” was inspired by my ghostly legs. Ditto… Read More

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