How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

“You’d have to ask a woodchuck.”

Annie Umphrey, Brewer

“Nuke the woodchucks!”

Laura Giorgio, Somerville, MA

“If he could chuck wood, he would no longer be a woodchuck because woodchucks can’t chuck wood.”

Orson Horchler, Ellsworth

“It depends on whether or not he has a herniated disc.”

David Markovschick, Mt. Vernon

“Based on the velocity of the teeth and the circumference of the wood, I’d say three cords.”

Tristan Toole, Glenburn

“Three.”

Ben Kelley, Bangor

“99 cords of wood.”

Erika Robinson, Bangor

“Not all the wood in Maine, that’s for sure.”

Alison Bromley, Bangor