Pornography is intended primarily to arouse sexual desire, according to Webster’s New World Dictionary. With sexual abuse as prevalent as it is today, we don’t need pornography to fuel this sickness.

A person has to be twisted to want to view these films. My concern is that someone who is a sex offender or a borderline sex offender will obtain this material and harm someone’s child. We know these dangerously ill people are out there, preying on our gullible young kids. They use the Internet to lure them into a trap. Now we have a pornography shop, designed to excite and inflame them, set up under our noses. This is a volatile combination.

There must be a way to kill this lascivious business before harm comes to an innocent person. I suggest that the congregations of nearby churches and all residents who feel violated by the presence of Pandora’s Boxxx take up photography. I would never suggest taking pictures of the clientele, because that could be illegal. We could hide in the bushes and try to take pictures of those elusive rare snakes. I heard there was a bunch of them crawling around in that area.

We couldn’t help it if the customers get in the way of a perfect shot of those tricky snakes, or if one crawled under a car about where the license plate is. These kinky people would be extremely embarrassed to be accidentally caught on film. In case of a crime, the film might be of the utmost importance to the police.

Of course, the Pandora’s Boxxx clientele might be proud of what they’re doing, and then my plan wouldn’t freak them out at all.

Jean Van Wart

Orrington